Let There Be Lite, OR, How I Came to Know and Love Gödel’s Incompleteness Proof

Unknown to its four creators, Lay Auto, a cutting edge automobile, has become sentient. Whether this is from the newly developed fluid computer memory that incorporates chaos or from the statues of Buddha and Our Lady of Guadalupe placed on the front and rear dash does not matter. It has happened. Now Lay Auto has to think overtime to avoid the many terrorists who want it destroyed. After all, it can travel miles on KFC scraps (including the bones) or spent chewing tobacco. Where would that leave gasoline?